I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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