Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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