yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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