Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
