Whoa Z and x make the same sound
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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