Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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