belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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