If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I could fuck to npr.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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