I wannas sexs uuuuu
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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