ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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