he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
only you would photoshop your dick
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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