The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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