when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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