So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There was a lot of him and a little penis
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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