Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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