Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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