He kissed a someone with a penis
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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