We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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