i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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