omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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