Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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