i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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