Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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