Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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