I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she peed on how many people?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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