he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We left an ass print on the piano.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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