You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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