im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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