sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I feel like a drive thru vagina
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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