NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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