Do you still have your period?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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