absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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