I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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