So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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