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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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