addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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