He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We need to get me chipped asap
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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