Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Randomize
