Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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