so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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