Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I supernannyed him into submission
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
