He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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