i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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