I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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