Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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