my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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