u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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