i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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