U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm just crazy horny about you
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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