i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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