let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize