Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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