are you still at the devil's house?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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