Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
