i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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