ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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