The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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