you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
